“Yeah, he was having a hard time finding a caterer so he ended up getting us,” he said, delivering the line like he was in a poorly acted porno. “So, I assume my buddy invited you here?” I asked him, He was being very flirty, and referred to me as “the birthday boy” clueing me in on why they were here. The blonde guy was the first to come up to me, and introduced himself as Nick. At first, I thought someone had hired male strippers, based on their outfits, but very quickly realized exactly why they were here based on their behavior. So, when I first got to the party, I was kinda confused, cause there were three guys that I didn’t recognize. One of my friends even when out of his way to find some prey on campus that’d be willing to let me *indulge* my tastes. So, I turned 21 last week, and some friends of mine kinda went all out with the party. Two years now, in fact, but I figured it time I do another! Hey y’all! It’s been a little while since I did one of these.